What Wayne75 has done in 2008

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A story about Wayne75

Well, I haven’t actually MET HIM met him. But I’ve met him. Figuratively speaking. We met up on Xanga when I realized that he was one hell of a writer, and that I could easily ride his coattails to greatness. Or at least say that I knew him when… Well, not “knew him” knew him when, but knew him. You get the idea. I did meet his wife, though, and I have high hopes of finally meeting him in person before he gets famous.

How I met Kevin Bacon

Well, I didn’t really meet Kevin Bacon. But I did make the bagel he ate when he stopped by the bagel bakery in Northampton. He was in town to play a gig with his brother.

How I met Billy Collins

Billy Collins came to BC and read some poems in Gasson Hall. I think he was poet laureate at the time. Anyway, the place was pretty packed. Like everyone else, I got in line afterwards and he signed a book. For some reason it was very awkward. The whole deal of getting books signed by authors is awkward, I suppose, not that that’s ever stopped me.

How I met Zadie Smith

I met Zadie Smith at a book reading when White Teeth was just becoming popular. The reading was in a small bookstore in some small town in Connecticut—I forget where—and only about a dozen people came. She was jetlagged but very pleasant.


The world wants to meet…

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